I once had a drunk guy tell me I was too sexy to be shooting up at a party. He knocked the needle out of my hands and stepped on the pen, shattering the casing, telling me I should thank him by giving him my number and a kiss. It was my diabetes medicine.
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if you think melly “carried” me you’re stupid because i was already plat when i met her and all she did was rush randuins and other tanky items on lulu so she wouldnt die and would use everything to save herself so her kda would look good so it wouldnt look like she got carried. and secondly i started to duo with her when she was gold 4 so when she got 25 lp a game i got 8-10 because i was plat soooo you can blame her for the mmr tank..
also u dont go from being stuck at gold 5-4 all season to plat in a 2 weeks magically :^) i wonder how that happened
"all she did was rush randuins and other tanky items on lulu so she wouldn’t die"
one time i asked her to rush crucible for me and she got so pissed off she hung up our call
9-27-2014 Super Smash Charathon Round 2 - Pikachu
PIKACHU!!! WITH GOGGLES!!! My main Smash fighter and soul mate, always and forever.
This post must never end.
She wears short skirts I wear t-shirts and we’re both getting sent home from school because its distracting to boys apparently
okay this one made me laugh
is “egg” a meme at this point. like literally there are so many posts on this website where the entire joke and punchline are “egg.” so im thinking egg is a proper meme. welcome, egg
you know what upsets me
bunnies have tons of sex
like supposedly always humping right
but does that affect how we look at bunnies?
do we still think bunnies are cute af?
do we want bunnies any less because of their sex habits?
treat people like bunnies ok
this has been a psa